(Your Beautiful, sung by James Blunt)

(Reworded Weird Al'sParody)

Your life is brilliant, my life’s a joke.

I’m running outta money & going broke.

Never again will I date, not even with a girl friend to inflate.

That is my fate, to urinate and masturbate.

It’s pitiful, it's true.

I can’t dance. I must forget about romance.

Many misunderstand me as a CREEPY smart ass.

And I think that it’s very mean,

That I’ll can never hold on to a job using a ‘Slurpy’ machine.

It’s pitiful, it’s true, and I’ll be dead before I’m fifty two (52).

It’s pitiful, it’s true.

The truth is easy to see, I'll never reach 53 and it sucks being me!

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