Hostages for Nuthin
(Not really that funny especially since 1972 PLO, 1979 Iran, & 9-11)
I want on.. I want on..
I want on evening T.V….
I want on.. I want on..
I want on evening T.V….
Look at them yo-yos, That's the way U do it.
U take some hostages on evening T.V.
That ain't terrorism, That's the way U do it.
Kill Yr. hostages for nuthin, To get the demands for free.
Now, that ain't terrorism
That's the way U do it.
Let me tell U, them guys ain't dumb.
Maybe gotta pistol on their little figure,
Maybe gotta trigger on their thumb.
We got the list of all the passengers
Americans and Israeli - eeees…
They'll make a movie… refrigerator…
They'll make a movie on color T. V.
That little faggot with the mask and machine gun,
Yeah buddy, that's his own flair
That little faggot hijacked a jet airplane
That little faggot kidnapped a millionaire.
Aw, that ain't terrorism
That's the way U do it.
Kill Yr. hostages for nuthin
To get the demands for free.
I shoulda learned to throw a grenade
I shoulda learned to fire that gun.
Look at that momma,
Shooting into the camera lens
To get all some
And what's up there,
Excited, muffled noises
Their blasting open those prison walls.
Aw, that ain't terrorism
That's the way U do it.
Kill Yr. hostages for nuthin
To get the demands for free.
Kill Yr. hostages for nuthin…
To get the demands for free…
Kill Yr. hostages for nuthin…
To get the demands for free…
Kill Yr. hostages for nuthin…
To get the demands for free…
Hostages for nuthin…
Hostages for nuthin…
That ain't terrorism….